turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via kayleemb)

pemsylvania:

how do people even find my blog? who are you people? where did you come from? where did you go? where did you come from cotton eyed joe?

(via marinashutup)

nentindo:

there’s a news headline generator that mixes words from real news headlines and they are fucking golden
nentindo:

there’s a news headline generator that mixes words from real news headlines and they are fucking golden
nentindo:

there’s a news headline generator that mixes words from real news headlines and they are fucking golden
nentindo:

there’s a news headline generator that mixes words from real news headlines and they are fucking golden
nentindo:

there’s a news headline generator that mixes words from real news headlines and they are fucking golden

nentindo:

there’s a news headline generator that mixes words from real news headlines and they are fucking golden

(via liamdryden)

“They’re part of the ‘adulthood starts at 30’ generation”
— And in one line community sums up my entire generation (via scooty-mccall)

(via mrtimh)